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USELESS, YOU VOTE AS

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20% of voters said they would switch their vote for an iPod. "What surprises us is that a 80% would not. Or so they say "confesses Daniel Colmillez of the Board of Elections. 33%, for 400 euros and 66%, on a trip to New York. For 1 million euros, 50% would give their vote forever. "Hahaha, and 50% saying no ... where did the fuck out?". But remember that an Italian candidate even offered fellatio return ...

Unbelievably, people still think that their vote counts for something. "I remember, long ago, people wore the pants. But this year, "says Colmillez - is that we will not give or Vaseline. No more. "

Political parties charged 79 cents per vote received and more than 21,000 euros per seat obtained. But the best is 21 cents per voter for the mailing of electoral propaganda (free shipping). When you open the mailbox and find it full of shit, well known to be paying for it.

And is that democracy today in Spain is the host, you can choose between the two slates that most advertised, a manifesto that has not read. But do not worry, because neither will be fulfilled.