Vitote "ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZgoldeagüerooooZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz"
guard Search: "Titutututitututititututututito" (AKA tone Vomistar)
Vitote: "D'Oh"
Now I'm going to stop soon hold weight in the morning my service AKA (I love this expression) "The Search" is when more I realize all that I have changed this year R1. Say that there has been a complete change, but it has molded the old Vitote repeatedly to return to the original, though with some other learned knowledge between. As follow me know that last time, I never liked lecture on medical concepts, I always approach this from a pragmatic point of view than academic, over beers at a bar that international conference. So, I will give the rules of platinum ( why gold can give to those of platinum? ) pager that residents who boasts must apply to the load is not so heavy.
1 - "The Breathing" .- after the annoying sound that will accompany you in your worst nightmares, he must breathe, nothing to catch it at the time. Not for us to pray, as if it were that girl I took coffee and want to make the interesting. Not that that if you always respond to the first tone always call you first featureless nonspecific dizziness dizzy. But because you always have to take things in stride. In a tough guard (like mine on Wednesday) of those where you do not have time to eat, those where you forget you have to go to the bathroom, those in which the table in your query looks like table stories of emergency, the most important thing is to take it easy, not sprinting. "Dress me slowly that I have quickly Coldstream" would say the great Andrés Montes. Inspired, think Andrés Montes if you want, to get the little good humor that you can meet and respond. Never deny yourself a good blow buenrollismo, there is always time for that.
2 - "Someone Like You" .- Do not separate ever "The Search" because sound. Sound and will be for something serious. "But Vitote, that's Murphy's Law applied to search for" , now what?, I property dates back, I will not invent anything new. "The Search" must never, ever leave your pocket, and if you go to the shower first thing in the morning because not pounds and want to "take your watch off, leave it to you straight arm covers the floor with towels and clear your Quick, do not "a Vitote" (act, to leave the pager out of the bathroom to shower out, slipping on his face and full of crawling soap to "The Search" ).
3 - "I do music and you the letter" .- Put a tone that hate and beforehand, because you'll end up hating that tone before or after as much as I hated the movie of Hugh Grant. I run when I already sounds "La Cucaracha" thinking to do a tracheotomy here or there, or that someone has a bone stuck in the vallecula sperm. Was changed to the happy tone "Vomistar" , yes, that it has worldwide. Now walks through the streets of my city is seasoned with a pick of my arousal any random call.
4 - "Open Your Eyes" .- volume to maximum and charger plugged in, this is important. Do not handle looking at night can have serious consequences, the first is reluctant not answer the call unless you have your hands in the dough, see epistaxis jet, in which case @ Nurse Assistant or can put you hand (in the pajama pocket of course) and respond. The second answer involves not wake up the attachment, which in this case is as "Awaken the Cracken" and you better be prepared with the best of your excuses ( "I stumbled when exiting the shower ") or your favorite sports to run (in this case Crocs are not good allies).
5 -" Wonderful Life ".- Keep smiling. Even if the four in the morning, you just go to bed at 3:55. Although I have called only by vomiting without medical dizzying. Even if a child with wax and fever. There is nothing worse than a grumpy guard. Make someone guards discouraged discourages all the troops, and guards are like on game days, all equipment must be united and throw each other to pull it off. If you're in a bad mood, go back to point number one. Explain what your teammates always happens to the patient, what signs you see and why you do what you do, and do it willingly. Do not go through emergency like a ghost that takes patients or plant in a bed for nothing, or putting together a scandal or "Carpenter" (see "Ghostbusters" milk, which I have to say all)
6 - "Lost" in Translation. " question always asked over and over again, learn well what is it that you send. By phone, especially if you're doing something else, you can go to "siatodismo" and hang up without find out what you send. Gravity must prioritize, and act accordingly. It is not the same as el paciente esté grave y tengas que subir a verle, avisar al adjunto entre medias o incluso llamar al anestesista y a quirófano, que se trate de una nimiedad incluso subsidiaria de cronoterapia.
Sí, son seis reglas porque sí, porque me sale así, de resaliente uno no es el mayor literato del mundo, pero me apetecía hacerle un regalito a los futuros R1.
Esto es duro, pero dulce, como el turrón de almendra.
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Recomendaciones de la semana:
"Lost in Translation" - I always see this movie on Easter, what to say, leave my announcing idol Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson Japanese whiskey when she was pretty, also in Tokyo, one of my favorites. If you have not seen it, see it now, milk.
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